Academic Humor
10 Signs You've Spent Too Long in Academia (A Satirist's Guide)
You know you’ve spent too long in academia when the phrase “let’s table this discussion” fills …
Feb 3, 2026
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The Professor's Blog
Musings on academic absurdity, writing satire, and the occasional meltdown.
Satire
Analysis Paralysis: Why Picking Dinner Ruins Your Life
We explore the hilarious reality of Decision Fatigue & Overthinking and why How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Barber Shop Anxiety: Dodging Sausages and Small Talk
We explore the hilarious reality of Awkward Encounters and why HOW TO DODGE THE BARBER’S SAUSAGE WHILE GETTING A HAIRCUT …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Broke but Confident: How to Survive Inflation with Swag
We explore the hilarious reality of Financial Satire and why How To Be Broke With Confidence is the manual you need …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Dating Nightmares: Holding in Farts and Other Rom-Com Lies
We explore the hilarious reality of Dating Disasters and why How To Hold In Your Fart When Talking To Your Crush is the …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Energy Saving Mode: Why Laziness is Just Efficiency in Disguise
We explore the hilarious reality of Productivity Satire and why I’m Not Lazy I’m On Energy Saving Mode is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Facing Your Problems When the Problem is Your Face
We explore the hilarious reality of Self-Esteem Satire and why How Can You Face Your Problem When the Problem Is Your …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Faking Success: How to Wing It Until You Make It
We explore the hilarious reality of Faking Success and why I Have No Idea What I am Doing But It’s Working is the …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Fitness Satire: Why I Want to Donate My Body Fat
We explore the hilarious reality of Diet & Fitness Satire and why How Can I Double My Body Fat And Give It To The …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
How to Look Busy at Work Without Doing Anything
We explore the hilarious reality of Fake Productivity and why How To Be Productive Without Producing Anything is the …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
How to Politely Tell People You Don't Like Them (Without Getting Slapped)
We explore the hilarious reality of Social Awkwardness & Rejection and why How To Politely Tell Someone That You …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Imposter Syndrome or Success Guilt? Why You Feel Like a Fraud
We explore the hilarious reality of Imposter Syndrome and why Why Success Feels Illegal To Me is the manual you need …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Morning Rage is Real: Why People Are Annoying Before Caffeine
We explore the hilarious reality of Coffee Addiction & Morning Rage and why Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
One Bad Decision: A Guide to Ruining Your Life (Hilariously)
We explore the hilarious reality of Bad Decisions & Regret and why How To Ruin Your Life With One Bad Decision is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Quiet Quitting vs. Burnout: The satire Guide to Doing Less
We explore the hilarious reality of Burnout & Hustle Culture and why How To Achieve Burnout Without Achieving …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
The Art of Procrastination: Why Starting Tomorrow is Better
We explore the hilarious reality of Procrastination and why I Promise I’ll Start Tomorrow, A Procrastinator’s Notebook …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
The Gaslighting Guide: How to Blame Your Farts on Others
We explore the hilarious reality of Social Etiquette Satire and why How To Fart And Blame It On Someone: A Gaslighting …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Why Am I So Tired After Doing Absolutely Nothing?
We explore the hilarious reality of Chronic Fatigue & Laziness and why Why Am I Tired After Doing Nothing All Day is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Why Everyone Else Is Wrong and You Are Right: A Scientific Ego Trip
We explore the hilarious reality of Ego & Being Right and why Why Everyone Is Wrong Except Me: A Scientific Study is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Why You Are Always Late (And Why It's Actually a Superpower)
We explore the hilarious reality of Time Blindness & Lateness and why How To Be Late Even When You Start Early is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire Writing
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Satire That Actually Works
Writing satire is like performing surgery with a rubber chicken—you need precision, timing, and the willingness to …
Jan 28, 2026
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KDP Tips
How to Market Your Humor Book on Amazon KDP (Without Losing Your Mind)
Marketing a humor book on Amazon is like trying to explain a joke in an elevator pitch—you’ve got approximately 7 …
Jan 20, 2026
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Writing Life
Why This Professor Finally Lost It (A Memoir Preview)
The following is an exclusive preview of my upcoming satirical memoir. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. …
Jan 15, 2026
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