Satire
From Bromance to Romance: The Ultimate Guide
We explore the hilarious reality of bromance dynamics and why How to Let Bro Know That You Want to Be More Than Friends …
Apr 7, 2026
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The Professor's Blog
Musings on academic absurdity, writing satire, and the occasional meltdown.
Satire
The Worm Question: Why We Test Our Partners' Loyalty
We explore the hilarious reality of relationship loyalty tests and why Will My Boyfriend Still Love Me Even If I’m …
Apr 7, 2026
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Satire
Why Being Smart Is Overrated: A Satirical Deep Dive
We explore the hilarious reality of intelligence culture and why They Cannot Outsmart You If You Are Not Smart is the …
Apr 7, 2026
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Satire
Your Cat Is a Financial Freeloader and It's Time to Talk About It
We explore the hilarious reality of cat ownership economics and why How To Make Your Cat Pay Your Bills is the manual …
Apr 7, 2026
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Academic Humor
10 Signs You've Spent Too Long in Academia (A Satirist's Guide)
You know you’ve spent too long in academia when the phrase “let’s table this discussion” fills …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Analysis Paralysis: Why Picking Dinner Ruins Your Life
We explore the hilarious reality of Decision Fatigue & Overthinking and why How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Barber Shop Anxiety: Dodging Sausages and Small Talk
We explore the hilarious reality of Awkward Encounters and why HOW TO DODGE THE BARBER’S SAUSAGE WHILE GETTING A HAIRCUT …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Broke but Confident: How to Survive Inflation with Swag
We explore the hilarious reality of Financial Satire and why How To Be Broke With Confidence is the manual you need …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Dating Nightmares: Holding in Farts and Other Rom-Com Lies
We explore the hilarious reality of Dating Disasters and why How To Hold In Your Fart When Talking To Your Crush is the …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Energy Saving Mode: Why Laziness is Just Efficiency in Disguise
We explore the hilarious reality of Productivity Satire and why I’m Not Lazy I’m On Energy Saving Mode is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Facing Your Problems When the Problem is Your Face
We explore the hilarious reality of Self-Esteem Satire and why How Can You Face Your Problem When the Problem Is Your …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Faking Success: How to Wing It Until You Make It
We explore the hilarious reality of Faking Success and why I Have No Idea What I am Doing But It’s Working is the …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Fitness Satire: Why I Want to Donate My Body Fat
We explore the hilarious reality of Diet & Fitness Satire and why How Can I Double My Body Fat And Give It To The …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
How to Look Busy at Work Without Doing Anything
We explore the hilarious reality of Fake Productivity and why How To Be Productive Without Producing Anything is the …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
How to Politely Tell People You Don't Like Them (Without Getting Slapped)
We explore the hilarious reality of Social Awkwardness & Rejection and why How To Politely Tell Someone That You …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Imposter Syndrome or Success Guilt? Why You Feel Like a Fraud
We explore the hilarious reality of Imposter Syndrome and why Why Success Feels Illegal To Me is the manual you need …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Morning Rage is Real: Why People Are Annoying Before Caffeine
We explore the hilarious reality of Coffee Addiction & Morning Rage and why Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
One Bad Decision: A Guide to Ruining Your Life (Hilariously)
We explore the hilarious reality of Bad Decisions & Regret and why How To Ruin Your Life With One Bad Decision is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Quiet Quitting vs. Burnout: The satire Guide to Doing Less
We explore the hilarious reality of Burnout & Hustle Culture and why How To Achieve Burnout Without Achieving …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
The Art of Procrastination: Why Starting Tomorrow is Better
We explore the hilarious reality of Procrastination and why I Promise I’ll Start Tomorrow, A Procrastinator’s Notebook …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
The Gaslighting Guide: How to Blame Your Farts on Others
We explore the hilarious reality of Social Etiquette Satire and why How To Fart And Blame It On Someone: A Gaslighting …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Why Am I So Tired After Doing Absolutely Nothing?
We explore the hilarious reality of Chronic Fatigue & Laziness and why Why Am I Tired After Doing Nothing All Day is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Why Everyone Else Is Wrong and You Are Right: A Scientific Ego Trip
We explore the hilarious reality of Ego & Being Right and why Why Everyone Is Wrong Except Me: A Scientific Study is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire
Why You Are Always Late (And Why It's Actually a Superpower)
We explore the hilarious reality of Time Blindness & Lateness and why How To Be Late Even When You Start Early is …
Feb 3, 2026
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Satire Writing
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Satire That Actually Works
Writing satire is like performing surgery with a rubber chicken—you need precision, timing, and the willingness to …
Jan 28, 2026
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KDP Tips
How to Market Your Humor Book on Amazon KDP (Without Losing Your Mind)
Marketing a humor book on Amazon is like trying to explain a joke in an elevator pitch—you’ve got approximately 7 …
Jan 20, 2026
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Writing Life
Why This Professor Finally Lost It (A Memoir Preview)
The following is an exclusive preview of my upcoming satirical memoir. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. …
Jan 15, 2026
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