Dating Nightmares: Holding in Farts and Other Rom-Com Lies
Let’s be honest. Dating Disasters is something we all deal with, but rarely admit to. We live in a society that demands perfection, punctuality, and constant productivity. But what if we leaned into the chaos instead?
The Dating Disasters Epidemic
It starts small. A hilarious collection of awkward, relatable, and absolutely ridiculous stories about the moments we all pretend never happened. You tell yourself it’s just this once. But soon, it becomes a lifestyle. And you know what? That’s okay. Because trying to be perfect is exhausting, and quite frankly, boring.
Imagine a world where we celebrated our flaws instead of hiding them. Where “Get ready to laugh, wince, and say, ‘Yep… been there.’” wasn’t just a funny saying, but a badge of honor.
Why Satire is the Best Medicine
When life gets overwhelming, humor is our best defense mechanism. Laughing at our own struggles takes the power away from them. It makes the scary stuff feels managed, and the annoying stuff feel ridiculous.
That’s the core philosophy behind my latest book, How To Hold In Your Fart When Talking To Your Crush.
A Deep Dive into How To Hold In Your Fart When Talking To Your Crush
This isn’t your standard self-help book that tells you to drink more water and journal your feelings (though, hydration is important). This is a parody guide designed to make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
In this book, we explore:
- The Absurdity of Modern Life: Why do we do the things we do?
- Sarcastic Solutions: Terrible advice that somehow makes sense.
- Relatable Misery: Knowing that you are not alone in your Dating Disasters struggles.
“Get ready to laugh, wince, and say, ‘Yep… been there.’”
Why You Should Read It
If you’ve ever felt seen by a meme, this book is for you. It’s affordable, it’s funny, and it’s cheaper than therapy. Plus, it makes a great gift for that one friend who really needs to hear this message (you know the one).
Stop taking life so seriously. Grab a copy, pour a drink (or coffee), and enjoy the absurdity.
Get Your Copy Today
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I'm Prof Y Not, and when I'm not grading papers or crying in a broom closet, I write satire books about the absurdity of academia.
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