How Can I Double My Body Fat And Give It To The Next Person
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All Books by Academic Satire
Explore the complete collection of satirical comedy, academic humor, and laugh-out-loud reads. From biting social commentary to absurdist academia, there's a book for every flavor of funny.
How Can You Face Your Problem When the Problem Is Your Face ?
If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and thought, 'Wow… yikes,' this book is for …
How To Achieve Burnout Without Achieving Anything
Stop accidentally succeeding and learn to fail with intention.
How To Be Broke With Confidence
When the bank account is empty, confidence is the only currency left.
How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That Don't Matter
Paralyzed by what brand of toothpaste to buy? This is your manifesto.
How To Be Late Even When You Start Early
The definitive parody self-help guide for the chronically late.
How To Be Productive Without Producing Anything
Results are optional—but looking productive is mandatory.
HOW TO DODGE THE BARBER’S SAUSAGE WHILE GETTING A HAIRCUT
Emerging unscathed with a fresh cut and your dignity intact.
How To Fart And Blame It On Someone: A Gaslighting Guide
Change the way you own the room… or clear it.
How To Hold In Your Fart When Talking To Your Crush
Get ready to laugh, wince, and say, 'Yep… been there.'
How To Politely Tell Someone That You Don't Like Them
Sometimes the politest thing you can do is tell the truth — with a smile.
How To Ruin Your Life With One Bad Decision
Confidence in bad decisions is easy—living with the consequences is not.
I Have No Idea What I am Doing But It's Working
Success doesn’t always come from knowing what you’re doing.
I Promise I’ll Start Tomorrow, A Procrastinator’s Notebook
The comedy journal you didn’t know you needed—but will absolutely use to avoid …
I'm Not Lazy I'm On Energy Saving Mode
Because who says you can’t be lazy but winning?
Why Am I Tired After Doing Nothing All Day
Because being exhausted doesn’t always mean you’ve been busy.
Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee
Coffee first. Humanity later.
Why Everyone Is Wrong Except Me: A Scientific Study
Because evidence is optional — confidence is not.
Why Success Feels Illegal To Me
Sometimes success isn’t scary — believing you earned it is.
Prof or not, here I come!
The satirical comedy that proves tenure isn't everything—but parking definitely …
