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Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee
Coffee first. Humanity later.
Do you hate everyone before coffee? You’re not alone. A hilarious self-help satire that finally explains morning rage.
Book Details
- Author: Prof Y Not
- Language: English
- Formats: Kindle, Paperback
Are You Ready to Laugh at Your Own Misery?
Do you hate everyone before coffee? You’re not alone. A hilarious self-help satire that finally explains morning rage.
In a world obsessed with perfection, high achievement, and maintaining a curated Instagram feed, Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee comes as a breath of fresh air (or a sigh of relief). This isn’t just a book; it’s a mirror reflecting the hilarity of our modern struggles.
Why You Need This Book
Let’s face it: life is absurd. We stress about things that don’t matter, we work jobs that drain us for money we spend on therapy to cope with the jobs, and we try to impress people we don’t even like.
Prof Y Not dives deep into the Coffee Addiction & Morning Rage with a razor-sharp wit that cuts through the noise of traditional self-help. Instead of telling you to “manifest abundance” or “wake up at 4 AM,” this book gives you permission to be human, flawed, and absolutely hilarious.
What Readers Are Saying
“I laughed so hard I snorted my coffee. Then I realized I was late for work, which made it even funnier.” - Verified Reader
“Finally, a book that understands that my ’energy saving mode’ is a lifestyle choice, not a flaw.” - Amazon Reviewer
Inside You’ll Discover:
- The Truth About Coffee Addiction & Morning Rage: Why you do it, why it’s funny, and why you’re not alone.
- Satirical Strategies: “Actionable” advice that is terrible in practice but hilarious in theory.
- Relatable Stories: Moments that will make you say, “Wait, is he spying on me?”
- The Ultimate Defense: How to use humor to deflect judgment from peers, bosses, and judgmental family members.
Perfect For:
- Fans of sarcastic humor and dry wit.
- People who are tired of toxic positivity.
- Anyone looking for a unique, funny gift for a friend (or a subtle hint).
- You, because you deserve a laugh today.
Note: This is a work of satire. If you actually follow the advice inside, Prof Y Not is not responsible for your inevitable firing, breakup, or general life chaos.
