10 Signs You've Spent Too Long in Academia (A Satirist's Guide)
You know you’ve spent too long in academia when the phrase “let’s table this discussion” fills you with both rage and …
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Satire
21 posts
Analysis Paralysis: Why Picking Dinner Ruins Your Life
We explore the hilarious reality of Decision Fatigue & Overthinking and why How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That Don’t Matter is the manual …
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Barber Shop Anxiety: Dodging Sausages and Small Talk
We explore the hilarious reality of Awkward Encounters and why HOW TO DODGE THE BARBER’S SAUSAGE WHILE GETTING A HAIRCUT is the manual you need right …
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Broke but Confident: How to Survive Inflation with Swag
We explore the hilarious reality of Financial Satire and why How To Be Broke With Confidence is the manual you need right now.
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Dating Nightmares: Holding in Farts and Other Rom-Com Lies
We explore the hilarious reality of Dating Disasters and why How To Hold In Your Fart When Talking To Your Crush is the manual you need right now.
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Energy Saving Mode: Why Laziness is Just Efficiency in Disguise
We explore the hilarious reality of Productivity Satire and why I’m Not Lazy I’m On Energy Saving Mode is the manual you need right now.
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Facing Your Problems When the Problem is Your Face
We explore the hilarious reality of Self-Esteem Satire and why How Can You Face Your Problem When the Problem Is Your Face ? is the manual you need …
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Faking Success: How to Wing It Until You Make It
We explore the hilarious reality of Faking Success and why I Have No Idea What I am Doing But It’s Working is the manual you need right now.
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Fitness Satire: Why I Want to Donate My Body Fat
We explore the hilarious reality of Diet & Fitness Satire and why How Can I Double My Body Fat And Give It To The Next Person is the manual you …
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How to Look Busy at Work Without Doing Anything
We explore the hilarious reality of Fake Productivity and why How To Be Productive Without Producing Anything is the manual you need right now.
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How to Politely Tell People You Don't Like Them (Without Getting Slapped)
We explore the hilarious reality of Social Awkwardness & Rejection and why How To Politely Tell Someone That You Don’t Like Them is the …
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Imposter Syndrome or Success Guilt? Why You Feel Like a Fraud
We explore the hilarious reality of Imposter Syndrome and why Why Success Feels Illegal To Me is the manual you need right now.
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Morning Rage is Real: Why People Are Annoying Before Caffeine
We explore the hilarious reality of Coffee Addiction & Morning Rage and why Why Do I Hate Everyone Before Coffee is the manual you need right now.
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One Bad Decision: A Guide to Ruining Your Life (Hilariously)
We explore the hilarious reality of Bad Decisions & Regret and why How To Ruin Your Life With One Bad Decision is the manual you need right now.
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Quiet Quitting vs. Burnout: The satire Guide to Doing Less
We explore the hilarious reality of Burnout & Hustle Culture and why How To Achieve Burnout Without Achieving Anything is the manual you need …
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The Art of Procrastination: Why Starting Tomorrow is Better
We explore the hilarious reality of Procrastination and why I Promise I’ll Start Tomorrow, A Procrastinator’s Notebook is the manual you need right …
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The Gaslighting Guide: How to Blame Your Farts on Others
We explore the hilarious reality of Social Etiquette Satire and why How To Fart And Blame It On Someone: A Gaslighting Guide is the manual you need …
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Why Am I So Tired After Doing Absolutely Nothing?
We explore the hilarious reality of Chronic Fatigue & Laziness and why Why Am I Tired After Doing Nothing All Day is the manual you need right …
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Why Everyone Else Is Wrong and You Are Right: A Scientific Ego Trip
We explore the hilarious reality of Ego & Being Right and why Why Everyone Is Wrong Except Me: A Scientific Study is the manual you need right …
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Why You Are Always Late (And Why It's Actually a Superpower)
We explore the hilarious reality of Time Blindness & Lateness and why How To Be Late Even When You Start Early is the manual you need right now.
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Satire That Actually Works
Writing satire is like performing surgery with a rubber chicken—you need precision, timing, and the willingness to accept that some people just …
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