Terms of Service

Last Updated: February 1, 2026

Welcome to Academic Satire! These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of the website academicsatire.com (the “Site”) operated by Academic Satire (“we,” “us,” or “our”).

By accessing or using our Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of these Terms, please do not use our Site.

1. Use of the Site

1.1 Eligibility

You must be at least 13 years old to use this Site. By using the Site, you represent that you meet this requirement.

1.2 Permitted Use

You may use our Site for personal, non-commercial purposes. You agree not to:

  • Copy, modify, or distribute our content without permission
  • Use the Site for any unlawful purpose
  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems
  • Interfere with or disrupt the Site’s operation
  • Use automated systems to access the Site without permission

2. Intellectual Property

2.1 Our Content

All content on this Site, including text, graphics, logos, images, and software, is the property of Academic Satire or our licensors and is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws.

2.2 Limited License

We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Site for personal purposes. This license does not include:

  • Resale or commercial use of the Site or its contents
  • Collection and use of any product listings, descriptions, or prices
  • Derivative use of the Site or its contents
  • Downloading or copying account information for another party’s benefit

2.3 Trademarks

“Prof Y Not” and associated logos are trademarks. You may not use these without our prior written consent.

3. User Content

3.1 Comments and Submissions

If you submit content to our Site (such as comments or contact form messages), you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual license to use, modify, and display that content.

3.2 Content Standards

User content must not:

  • Be defamatory, obscene, or offensive
  • Infringe on others’ intellectual property
  • Contain malware or harmful code
  • Violate any applicable laws

We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these standards.

Our Site contains links to third-party websites, including Amazon. We are not responsible for the content or practices of these sites.

4.2 Amazon Associates

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program. When you purchase through our Amazon links, we may earn a commission at no additional cost to you.

5. Disclaimers

5.1 “As Is” Basis

The Site is provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied.

5.2 No Professional Advice

Content on this Site is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute professional advice.

5.3 AI-Generated Content

Some blog content is generated using AI (DeepSeek). While we strive for accuracy, AI-generated content may contain errors or inaccuracies.

6. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Prof Y Not shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of the Site.

7. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Prof Y Not and its affiliates from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your use of the Site or violation of these Terms.

8. Changes to Terms

We may modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. Your continued use of the Site constitutes acceptance of the modified Terms.

9. Termination

We may terminate or suspend your access to the Site at any time, without notice, for any reason.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of [Your State/Country], without regard to conflict of law principles.

11. Dispute Resolution

Any disputes arising from these Terms or your use of the Site will be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association.

12. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions will continue in effect.

13. Contact

For questions about these Terms, contact us at:

Email: legal [at] profynot [dot] com

By using Prof Y Not, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to these Terms of Service.

Last updated: February 1, 2026

Questions? Contact us at [email protected]